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     s n i f f l e …

     ❝ you know something? i shouldn’t even be here
    — i wouldn’t even be here if it weren’t for that pain
         in the NECK —— … ❞

     he glances around warily in search of any devout
     Ferris fans. serving DETENTION is enough to
     exacerbate his anxiety. the last thing he needs is
     to have to defend himself due to an off-handed
     remark made at the expense of the ferris bueller,
     his best and worst friend — and most importantly,
     the very reason he is here in the first place. he
     pointedly softens his tone …

     ❝ FERRIS bueller. i mean, he’s psychotic. he’s out
         of his god damn brain. and i’ll tell you somethin’
         else — i’m just as much of a RIGHT-BRAINED
         JACKASS for listenin’ to a word he says. ❞